Anonymous asked why haven't you ever had a girlfriend? too cool?

Yup, too much swag.

bro, ur a virgin

Who told you that? Being a virgin is only a state of mind, man.

Anonymous asked But really, do you bag bitches or not?

Why would I stuff females dogs inside of a bag? That’s animal cruelty :(

Me in art class. That’s me with the long hair and the pink shirt. The lighting made me look kinda light.

Me in art class. That’s me with the long hair and the pink shirt. The lighting made me look kinda light.

Anonymous asked so your gay?

Gayer than a multicolored Unicorn jumping over a diamond-studded rainbow. 

Speed Darlington sent me a friends request on FB

You know, that crappy Nigerian rapper who got 15 minutes of fame with his WSHH uncut music video "My Party". I was added by a famous Nigeria

CELEBRITY STAY-USSSSSS

So my overall H.S average is 83.7

And I dont have at least 80 on all my math regents (all my other regents are in the 80’s-90’s though) so it looks like I wont be accepted straight into any Engineering programs when I apply for college this year. And the worst part is that all year all I’m gonna hear from my parents is about how all my “peers” who will get accepted straight into engineering and how I’m a failure in life and whatnot.

This is gonna be a fun school year.

No one asked me questions today

Psh. Whatever. Im way too cool for you guys anyway. You guys just cant handle the epicness of my ask box.