September 2011
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August 2011
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Anonymous asked: What is the dumbest thing you got in trouble for?
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Anonymous asked: Your blog is freaking funny as hell. BTW Im african -_- and boy does it sucks sometimes.
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Oliver Twist…
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Nigeria #5 World's sexiest accent
beautiful-afrique:
Dignified, with just a hint of willful naiveté, the deep, rich “oh’s” and “eh’s” of Naija bend the English language without breaking it, arousing tremors in places other languages can’t reach. Kinda makes the occasional phone scam worth the swindle.
Source: CNN Global Experiences
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African Masquerades →
ijeomaa:
Atam Masquerade, Alok Village - Nigeria
Yaie Men of Bansie Village - Burkina Faso
Ekpo Masquerade, Calabar - Nigeria
Panther Masquerade, Samaga Village - Burkina Faso
Ekpe Masquerade, Calabar (South) - Nigeria
Woman who Dances, Fullahtown - Sierra Leone
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Black Culture: How to Write about Africa →
black-culture:
How to Write About Africa
Always use the word ‘Africa’ or ‘Darkness’ or ‘Safari’ in your title. Subtitles may include the words ‘Zanzibar’, ‘Masai’, ‘Zulu’, ‘Zambezi’, ‘Congo’, ‘Nile’, ‘Big’, ‘Sky’, ‘Shadow’, ‘Drum’, ‘Sun’ or ‘Bygone’. Also useful are words such as ‘Guerrillas’, ‘Timeless’, ‘Primordial’ and ‘Tribal’. Note that ‘People’ means Africans who are not black,...
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Ehnnn, So how does Twirra (Twitter) work?
People keep asking me to make one but I’ve had one before and it seem pretty useless. Should I make one? And if I do, what the hell am I suppose to do?
I hate how my mom is always like:
“Ah ah! So is dis how you ah going to act when you have a wife…”
“When you have a wife you can’t be doing dis!”
“No woman wants a lazy huzband!”
“Ehnnn? And will happun wance you get married.”
“…De same way you ah treating me is de same way you will be treating your wife”
“And what will you do? Do you want to...
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This bombing in Abuja has once again opened-up...
comingonstrong:
Should the Southern parts of Nigerian secede from the North? After all, it wasn’t until the European colonizers came and grouped us all together under the name ‘Nigeria’ that we were pretty much forced to have 250 different ethnic groups (most of whom were treated differently by the English) put together under one hood in a country we now know today as Nigeria.
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